Oh stop whining. My jest at the top of my post obscured my seriousness at the bottom.

My point largely was, "I can't tell if you're being satirical or not". You're meshing three extremely new and very fancy technology stacks together and inventing a whole new framework to go with it.

So… maybe you do want to figure out a good stock way to counter my skepticism. Waving your hands and saying "it's a web development platform!" feels unsatisfying :).