> Ditto for computer programs: they always do exactly what you tell them to do, which is rarely what you really want.
I guess this is a joke since I think you are good at programming, but on a more serious note if anyone actually has this problem they might want to change to a different language.
With a few different languages I actually feel they do what I want 99% of the time or more.
I'll leave out naming any names here as I'm not trying to change anyone who is currently happy where they are.
Every bug ever was a computer program that did exactly what the programmer told the computer to do but not what was intended. I'd like to meet the guy or girl that never coded up something with a bug, even the greats mess up.
Donald Knuth famously wrote: "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.", see also: the doctrine of testing.
Ditto for computer programs: they always do exactly what you tell them to do, which is rarely what you really want.