That's awesome! I laughed a lot at Steve "Butterbean" Ballmer and the Google brothers! I thought John McCarthy was going to be John McCarthy.

Yukihiro Matsumoto -> Kazushi Sakuraba

Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, Rob Pike -> Royce, Rickson, Renzo Gracie

Joel Spolsky -> Tank Abbot

Bjarne Stroustrup -> Matt Hughes

RM Stallman -> Ken Shamrock

Steve Wozniak -> Mark Coleman

Rasmus Lerdorf -> Jon Fitch

Don Stewart -> Art Jimmerson