Heh, this is true, definitely the cheapest and probably the most fun for the children. But, what about a process that takes less time and can introduce allergens from around the world?
Well, of course, may a merciful God forfend we allow children to waste time. Gotta make sure Junior's up to the admission process for a top-tier pre-K, after all.
Yes. They're called "the outside world", and hard as this is to believe, you can sometimes even find your child a spot in one free of charge!